Welcome to the Whispering Pines Diet Center
Milo Mello, Proprietor

After years of hard work and frustration the diet center has discovered the most revolutionary diet on the market today. If you have suffered through the cycle of losing weight during a diet only to regain it later, this is the place for you. Research shows that only 5% of this year’s dieters will ultimately be successful. Compare this to the 100% success rate for our diet.

Try the “No-Weight-Loss Diet Plan” today

This is the diet formulated especially for the 95% of the unsuccessful dieters. We have found that the United States spends in excess of 40 billion dollars on diet products each year. At any one time about a third of the population is on a diet. Why go to all this trouble with practically no chance of success?

The No-Weight-Loss Diet, or NWL Diet, is especially designed to save billions of dollars each year. Even if every dieter in the country bought the book and one month of diet pills, they would spend 38 billion dollars less than current levels. This represents a ninety-five percent discount. Not only would the NWL Diet save the country money, but it would also improve the success rate to nearly 100%.

Empower Yourself for Success

Now is the time to shake off the cycle of failure. Milo’s book, “The No-Weight-Loss Diet Plan,” shows how anyone can be successful with a diet. Don’t fall for the fad diet’s claims when the majority of followers fail. Use this revolutionary diet to change your life.

Use Milo’s Extraordinary Diet Pill

For a limited time, Milo is packaging his latest book with the most tested pill in America. Together this amounts to the most potent combination known in the diet world.

In study after study Placebo has helped people lose weight. Now you can unlock the power of this potent pill in your life.

Choose Placebo Diet or Placebo Diet Extra. Either pill complements the power of Milo’s unique diet plan. For more information on Placebo visit the Institute for Advanced Placebo Studies.

In praise of "The No-Weight-Loss Diet Plan"

“It's funny, it's satirical, and it's loaded with truisms we, the fattest people in the world, don't want to hear. Me?  I follow the plan and, sure enough, I've successfully lost not a single pound--but I'm happier, because I don't have to think about obscure diets, purchase specialty foods, or worry about rebuilding my wardrobe,” says John Turley, Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers.

“This is an extraordinarily provocative work of monumental insignificance, which if properly ignored, will induce no weight loss in all of us.  The most effective diet book yet written.”  Dr. Gary Berkowitz

Here’s what Vince from Colorado says about the No-Weight-Loss Diet. “I tried all of the fad diets but always gained the weight back. Then a friend told me about a totally new way to diet. I’ve been on the NWL for ten months and I feel like a completely different person.”*

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*The results shown aren’t typical. Your results may vary. Remember to follow directions and call your doctor if things get too weird.